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Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery: "Somebody call the janitor, we're gonna need a mop." "Bad dog! Come back with that!" "Wait, if this is his spleen, then what's that?" "Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingy." "Oh, crap! I lost my Rolex!" "Has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?" "Dammit. There go the lights again!" "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. And this guy's got two of 'em!" "Stand back! I lost my contact lens." "What's this doing here?" "I should have brought my glasses." "Sterile, shmeril. This floor's clean, right?" "Okay, now take a photo from this angle." "What do you mean, you want a divorce?" "Aw, man, page 47 is missing from the manual!"
A beautiful young woman, walking on a hot day, saw a farm pond that looked like a good place to cool off. She looked around, saw no one, undressed, and, just as she was about to dive in, the farmer appeared from behind the bush where he was hiding all along. "Swimming is prohibited," he barked. "You could have told me that before I undressed!" she argued. He said, "Swimming's prohibited; undressing ain't!"
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