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The three-year-old emerged from the bathroom smiling. "I brushed my teeth!" she proudly announced. "And then I brushed Wilbur's." Her horrified mother explained she shouldn't have brushed the dog's teeth and now they'd have to get her a new toothbrush. The next day, the girl asked, "Mommy, why did I need a new toothbrush?" Her mother answered patiently, "Remember? You used your toothbrush to brush the dog's teeth, so you got a new one." The youngster replied, "But, Mommy: I didn't use my toothbrush on Wilbur's teeth, I used yours!"
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