Wednesday, November 18, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] November 18, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Jeffrey Katz agrees that yesterday's car, the 1951 Hoffman, was certainly bad. But was it as bad as the Reliant Robin? Top Gear takes an hilarious look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Oh, stewardess, does this plane travel faster than sound?" "No, ma'am, it doesn't. Why do you ask?" "Because my friend and I want to talk!"

A baseball announcer was filling a long rain delay with some trivia. "Jim, do you know who hit the most home runs between 1955 and 1975?" "Hank Aaron?" "Yep. And do you know who hit the most RBIs between '55 and '75?" "Hank again." "Yep. But do you know who got hit on the chin with the most balls during those years?" "Uh, Hank Aaron?" "Nope. Liberace!"


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