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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins.
Cards Hallmark Will Never Sell: "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two beautiful people like you have such an ugly baby?" "You brought religion into my life; I never believed in hell until I met you." "As each day goes by, I remember how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me." "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." "As you grow older, Mom, I remember all the gifts you gave me -- like the need for therapy." "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you leave, take the knife out of my back as you'll probably need it in your new position." "Someday I hope to get married, just not to you." "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, it's time you kept your promise." "I knew the day would come when you'd leave me for my best friend, so here's his leash, water bowl, and chew toy." "We've been friends for a long time. Let's call it quits." "I'm so miserable without you, it's like you're still here." "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father is?" "You are such a good friend that, if we were on a sinking ship with only one life preserver, I'd remember you fondly." "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!" "Looking back over the years that we've spent together, I can't help but wonder: 'What the f*¢k was I thinking?' "
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