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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I.
The detective asked the secretary, "Why did your boss jump out the window?" She sobbed, "I don't know. He was so kind. Over the past few weeks he gave me a fur coat, a sports car, a diamond ring, and today, a new condo! And then he asked what it would cost to ravish me." "And what did you say?" "I said, 'Oh, I don't know; the other guys in the office just buy me dinner!"
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