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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Why don't hedgehogs just share the hedge?
A young guy was complaining about the trouble he had with his stubborn girlfriend. "She makes me so angry!" the young man exclaimed. "Well, I know what I used to do with my wife," said his pal. "Whenever she got out of hand, I'd pull down her pants and spank her." The young guy shook his head. "Oh, I could never hit a woman." His friend replied, "Oh, I never hit her. Once her pants were down, I wasn't mad anymore!"
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