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Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Joe's younger brother asked him about sex. "How's it work, Joe?" Joe didn't want to be too graphic, so he said, "Well, little brother, a girl's crotch is like money: at the top is a quarter, to the left is a nickel, on the right is a dime, and at the bottom is a dollar. When Kevin finally got his first chance, he remember Joe's advice and began slowly, thinking, "here's a quarter, there's a nickel, over here's a dime, and down here's a dollar." Soon he was going faster, thinking, "quarter, nickel, dime, dollar." As he neared orgasm, he screamed out loud, "Buck-forty! Buck-forty!"
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