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Rodney Dangerfield said: "I've got beautiful children. Thank God my wife cheats on me!"
Little Suzi spent the night at Grandma's house. Seeing Grandma in the shower, Little Suzi asked, "What's that gray stuff between your legs?" Grandma replied, "Oh, that? That's just my squirrel." "Your squirrel?" "Yes, dear. Someday you'll have a squirrel, too, just like your momma and me." Little Suzi thought about this. "Grandma? Mommy's squirrel is black. Why is yours gray?" Grandma said, "Because my squirrel has cracked a lot more nuts!" Grandma always was special.
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