[cyberjoke3000] February 11, 2016

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Moses and his flock were at the Red Sea, with the Egyptians in hot pursuit. He called a staff meeting. "We need some way to get across this sea -- fast. The Egyptians are gaining on us." The General of the Armies said, "Normally, I'd have my men build a bridge, but there's not enough time." The Admiral of the Navy said, "I'd have my men build barges, but the Egyptians are too close." Moses was distraught. "Doesn't anyone have a solution?" His Public Relations man raised his hand. Moses said to him, "What? You? You have a solution?" The P.R. man shook his head. "No, I don't know what to do but if you can find a way out of this, I promise to get you at least a couple of pages in the Old Testament!"

Advantages of Dating an Older Woman: They don't tell. They don't swell. And they're grateful as hell! 

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