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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Ole and Sven were holding up the line at the turnstile before the big game while Sven hunted for his ticket. He felt in every coat pocket, every pant pocket, everywhere -- all to no avail. The security guard stopped him. "Dude? What's that in your mouth?" It was the missing ticket! Once they were safely inside, Ole said, "Sven, you're getting senile!" Sven grinned. "Oh, no I'm not. I was chewing off last week's date!"
A man lay stark naked in a secluded part of the park, dazed but happy. A cop asked, "What happened to you?" The nude man said, "I was just minding my own business when a gang of college girls jumped me and tore off all my clothes." The incredulous cop asked, "And then what?" "And then all heaven broke loose!"
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