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[cyberjoke3000] February 29, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Joe answered the knock on the door. Some kids in costumes said, "Give us candy or we'll bad mouth you on social media!" Joe was taken aback. "Huh?" he said. The kids concluded, "Sorry, man, it's trick or tweet!"

The newlywed groom came home from work to find his new bride stretched out languorously on the sofa, totally naked. She seductively murmured, "Guess what's for dinner? And you'd better not have had it for lunch!" 


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