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"So, honey, what happened when you showed your new engagement ring to the girls at the office? Did they all admire it?" "Not really, Mom. Four of them recognized it!"
Years ago, a traveling salesman was horny after being on the road for months. He stopped at a small-town bar, ordered a drink and asked the bartender what men did for fun around here. The bartender pointed to the stairs and told him to ask for Vanessa. He did. Vanessa turned out to be the most beautiful black woman he had ever seen. "Hi, I'm Vanessa and I'm $50," she said. To his dismay, he only had $45, which he promptly offered her. "Vanessa does not lower her standards for anyone," she replied. "I'll send up Angela." A few minutes later a lovely white woman appeared, took his money and treated him to a wonderful evening. Twenty-five years later, the same salesman found himself in the same bar with the same bartender. "Bet you don't remember me." "Sure do," replied the bartender. "You're the guy that knocked up Angela 25 years ago. That's your son at the end of the bar. He's been in here every night for years, hoping to meet his daddy." The salesman went over to the boy and said, "Son, I think I may be your father." The boy was delighted. "Great! What is my last name?" "Bardowsky." "What?! I waited all these years, only to find out that I'm Polish?!" The salesman said, "Hell, if I had had another five bucks you'da been black, too!"
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