Monday, February 8, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] February 9, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

In case you fast-forwarded through the Super Bowl commercials, here they are for your viewing pleasure, and graded from A to F. The A’s are worth a look!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to a girl at the bar and commiserated with her about the men who had tried to chat her up. She laughed and told him, "If a man asks where I live and I'm not interested, I just say, 'I'm visiting here'." He laughed and then asked, "So where do you live?" She said, "I'm just visiting here."

An hour before the overnight flight was scheduled to land, the cabin lights came on and the flight attendants started serving breakfast. One groggy passenger, upset at being awakened, growled, "Who turned on the f*¢king lights!?" "Oh, no, sir," said the nearest flight attendant, "these are the breakfast lights. You slept through the f*¢king lights!" 


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