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BeyondSlowMotion wondered what would happen if you filmed powdered paints and skateboards in ultra slow motion. Rainbows of color, that’s what!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The droppings of the migrating
Rejected Hallmark Cards: (Outside:) "As the days go by I think of how lucky I am ...(inside:) that you're not here to ruin it for me." "If I get only one thing for Christmas ...I hope it's your sister." "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. ...After meeting you, I changed my mind." "You brought religion into my life. ...I now believe in Hell!" "Sex with you is like doing drugs: ...many people do it, but nobody's dumb enough to admit it!" "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. ...Now that we're apart, it's time you kept your promise!" "I'm so miserable without you, ...it's almost like you're here!" "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. ...Did you ever figure out who the father is?" "Looking back at the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder: ...What the f*¢k was I thinking?"
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