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An electric motor was found in the frame of a bike at the Cyclocross World Championships earlier this month. Belgian cyclist Femke Van den Driessche's bike was confiscated by the governing body of pro cycling. Read all about the latest in "mechanical doping."
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A husband, impressed by his wife's meat entrée, asked, "What did you use to marinate this?" His wife dropped her fork and went into a long explanation about how much she loved him, how life wouldn't be the same without him, etc. She soon noticed his confused look, and asked, "Wait. What did you ask?" He told her, she laughed and replied, "I thought you asked if I would marry you again!" Later, as they cleaned the kitchen, he asked, "Hey, Hon! Would you marry me again?" And without hesitation, she replied, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce!"
Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken comes in another box!
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