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CyberJokester Vincent Rizzuto sends along this sweet little 13-year-old girl's first audition on “
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
As a potential juror in what was expected to be a long, drawn-out case, I was in the courtroom, answering questions from both sides. The prosecutor asked me, "Have you ever been mugged? Do you know the victim? Do you know the defendant?" The defense attorney took a different approach. "I see you are a teacher," he said. "What do you teach?" "English and theater," I responded. "Then I guess I'd better watch my grammar," he quipped. I shot back, "No, but you'd better watch your acting!" When the laughter died down, I no longer had jury duty!
“Do you know that Janie and Charlie didn't sleep together before they got married?" "Wow! That's unusual these days." "Well, Charlie wanted to, but the line was too long!"
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