Tuesday, August 2, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] August 2, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Vincent Rizzuto sends along this video of skydiver Luke Aikins who jumped out of an airplane without a parachute or wingsuit over the weekend and landed safely in a 100'x100' net.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A woman went online to check out her niece's wedding registry. She soon told her husband, "This couple is too young to get married." "Why do you say that?" he asked. She responded, "Their wedding registry includes an Xbox!"

An openly gay man was elected mayor and when the results were in, a horde of reporters surrounded him to ask questions. One young reporter asked, "Mr. Mayor, you used a grass roots campaign to win, meeting people, shaking hands, kissing babies and I even heard that you kissed a parakeet." The mayor relied, "Well. I did bring my campaign to the people. But I never kissed a parakeet. What I said was, I had to kiss a cock or two." 


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