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For a couple of years, my wife and I have used Google's speech recognition on our phones instead of typing text messages. It just felt faster. Now Stanford has released a study that agrees with us! Stop pecking at letters on glass and start speaking in sentences!
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Two exotic dancers were undressing for their shift when one noticed the other was no longer wearing her flashy engagement ring. "What happened, Carmen?" she asked, pointing to the bare finger. "Is the wedding off?" "Yeah," admitted Carmen. "I saw him in a bathing suit and he looked so different without his wallet."
A college professor spotted one of his co-eds at a popular dance club. She strutted over to him in her mini-skirt, leaned down revealing her ample bosom, and purred, "Like, I want you to, ya know, totally screw my brains out!" The professor replied, "Sorry, but I'm not into quickies!"
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