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I hate hunting and clicking through “Open...” dialog boxes so, when I know a program will require one, I do this first. Press and release the Windows key; the Start menu appears with the cursor in the Search field. Type a few characters of the filename you’re going to need. Windows will find the file for you. When it appears in the list, hold down Shift and right-click the file’s name. Choose “Copy as path” from the menu. Now when you get to that “Open...” dialog, paste the path with no hunting or clicking!
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A man who rarely spoke answered the door to find a saleswoman. "May I see your wife?" she asked. He said, "She's not here." "May I wait for her?" He silently led her into the living room and motioned to a chair. She sat down. And waited. For hours. Finally, she asked him, "May I ask where is your wife?" He replied, "She went to the cemetery." "And when will she be back?" "Don't know. Been there 'bout ten years now."
What's the difference between an old cat and a young cat? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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