[cyberjoke3000] August 19, 2016

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Bob Yetter sends along this video of Kevin Schmidt climbing to the top of 1,500' TV tower to change the light bulb. I got queasy just watching!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1BgzIZRfT8

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

We bought our dream house years ago and furnished it with quality pieces only as we could afford them. When the delivery truck unloaded our final purchase, a bedroom suite, I said to the driver, "Finally! I've been waiting twelve years for this!" He responded, "Don't blame me, lady. They gave me the order this morning!"

The prison doctor held his first new-prisoner rehab meeting. "Each of you stand up, state your name and the crime you committed." The first prisoner said, "I'm Daniel and I'm in for armed robbery." Everyone gave Daniel approving looks for the seriousness of his crime. The next guy said, "I'm Mike and I'm in for murder." Another round of approving looks. The third man said, "I'm Luke and I'm in for bestiality." The other inmates were disgusted! One shouted, "How low can you get?!" Luke replied, "Well, once I managed to do a dachshund but I had to lift up her back legs a little!"

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