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[cyberjoke3000] August 25, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My four-year-old daughter had the flu: achy, fever, hoarse, so I took her to the doctor. He listened to her breathing and checked her ears, and then asked, "So what bothers you the most?" She replied, "My little brother. He's always in my stuff!"

Jesus was exhausted, so Saint Peter suggested a vacation. "Why don't you go down to Earth for a visit?" Jesus replied, "No way, not Earth. I went there a couple of millennia ago, banged some Jewish chick, and they still haven't got over it!" 


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