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You know you've wondered about it: what is sex like in space? It turns out: probably not so good.
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"Mom, am I wearing too much make-up?" "It depends. Are you planning to kill Batman?"
After Bill explained the basic facts of life to his teenaged son, he moved on to cover some finer points. "Son, different women say different things during sex, even when you do the same thing." "Like what, Dad?" "Well, a prostitute asks, 'You done yet?' while a nymphomaniac asks, 'Are you done already?' A schoolteacher says, 'You're going to do this 'til you get it right!' while a nurse warns, 'This won't hurt a bit'." "Hah! Dad, I thought nurses said, 'Pull down your pants and bend over'." "That's male nurses, son. But moving on, a bank teller says, 'Substantial penalty for early withdrawal' while a stewardess says, "Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally!" "But what does Mom say?" "She says, 'Beige. We should paint the ceiling beige'."
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