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[cyberjoke3000] September 12, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A blind man, a deaf man, and a lame man took a pilgrimage to a healing spring. The blind man splashed water from the spring into his eyes and cried, "I can see! I can see!" The deaf man splashed water from the spring into his ears and proclaimed, "I can hear! I can hear!" The lame man drove his wheelchair into the water and yelled, "Look! New tires!"

Two lesbians were chatting when a good-looking blond passed by. One said to the other, "That girl sure is fine. I bet she's hung like a doughnut!" 


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