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How did the Mona Lisa became so overrated? No, it wasn’t her smile. Blame it on theft. And Walter Pater. Who?
http://www.vox.com/2016/9/20/12941736/mona-lisa-famous
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I hate it when I gain twenty pounds for a role and then remember: I'm not an actor!
A farmer was looking for something in the bedroom dresser when he found an envelope with three ten-dollar bills and a handful of soybeans. He confronted his wife and she confessed, "Oh, Dear, over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you." "What?!" "I'm sorry. But when I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion." The farmer admitted, "Well, I must confess: I've not always been faithful either. I understand. It gets lonely out here. If you can forgive me, I can forgive you. But I'm curious: where did the thirty dollars come from?" "Oh that? When the price of soybeans hit ten bucks a bushel, I sold!"
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