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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Mona looked deep into Jim's eyes and said, "I've been thinking. We need to see other people." Jim was astonished. "But this is our first date!" Mona replied, "Yep!"
"Honey, I think I'm going down to the pub tonight for the Big Dick Contest." "Oh, honey, I don't want you taking it out in public!" "But, sweetie, the prize is a hundred bucks and we could use the money." "I don't care. Just don't show that thing to everybody!" He let the subject drop but the following morning his wife caught him counting his money. "Did you enter that Big Dick Contest last night? After I told you not to?" "Please forgive me," he apologized. "You mean you took that thing out so everyone could see?" He sheepishly admitted, "No, dear. Only enough to win!"
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