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Somehow I failed to update my CyberGag 3000™ counter. My apologies. Yesterday's link should have been:
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MIT Media Lab researcher Barmak Heshmat is developing a camera that can read closed books! Currently, he can identify letters on 9 stacked pages, but he expects to do more in the future. Perfect for those too lazy to turn pages?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i25SuJzb0A
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Sarah was browsing Craigslist on her tablet while her husband watched TV. Suddenly, she started laughing. "There's an ad from a guy offering to swap his wife for season football tickets. Dear, would you swap me for season tickets?" Her husband replied, "Absolutely not." Sarah softened. "Oh, you're so sweet! Tell me why not." "The season's nearly over!"
Things Better Left Unsaid During Sex: "Everybody looks funny naked." "You woke me up for that?" "Did I mention the video camera?" "Do you smell something burning?" “The backseat is so romantic." "Did you try breathing through your nose? "A little rug burn never hurt anyone." "Is that a Medic-Alert pendant?" "Did you lock the back door?" "Whipped cream gives me a rash." "Sure it's my first time... today!"
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