Tuesday, September 6, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] September 6, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

All Ryan Lochte wanted to do was to plug his new reality show with some morning news anchors. But watch the anchors' react after the interview. This short video includes my new-favorite news line: "Once she starts snortin’, we've got to take a break!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSo6HMG2btQ 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed a road, and walked into a bar. Then I realized: My life is a joke!

A fancy lady in a beautiful skirt got on a London double-decker bus, bought a ticket, and climbed the stairs to the top deck. The Cockney bus driver yelled up after her, "Oy, it's airy up there!" She replied without looking back down at the driver, "What did you expect, feathers?" 


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