Tuesday, September 13, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] September 14, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Vincent Rizzuto sends along another dancing mash-up, this time from 1980s movies, to Lionel Ritchie's "Dancing on the Ceiling."

http://www.flixxy.com/dancing-in-the-80s-movies.htm

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Have you tried the new restaurant named Karma? There's no menu -- you get what you deserve!

If Men Got Pregnant: Morning sickness would be the nation's number one health problem. Maternity leave would last two years ...with full pay. Children would stay at the hospital until toilet trained. Natural childbirth would be illegal. All birth control would be 100% effective. Men would talk about commitment. There'd be a cure for stretch marks. Instead of coffee, post-natal classes would serve beer. Men would no longer think twins are cute. Sons would have to be home from dates by 9 p.m. 


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