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I'm not the easiest guy in the world to live with so, on our last anniversary, I wanted my wife to know that I appreciated her tolerating me all these years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card reading, "Thanks for putting up with me so long." As soon as my wife received the flowers, she phoned and asked, "Where are you going?" I was confused. "What do you mean?" She read the card to me, exactly as the florist wrote it: "Thanks for putting up with me. So long."
Plaque above the toilet: "I put up with your shit every day but you only hug me when you're drunk!"
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