Friday, March 17, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] March 17, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory scientists have recently obtained, digitized, and analyzed thousands of films the U.S. government made during the 1950s atomic bomb tests, confirming why we never want to use weapons like these. (There are 64 videos in the playlist, so you’ll want to skip through many of them.)

https://youtu.be/pWpqGKUG5yY?list=PLvGO_dWo8VfcmG166wKRy5z-GlJ_OQND5 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A Finn was going to be in Ireland on St. Patrick's Day, so he asked the locals to describe the scene. They said, "It's about drinking lots of alcohol, going from pub to pub, and probably getting in trouble with the cops. Is there a similar day in Finland?" The Finn answered, "Yes there is. We call it 'Friday'!"

An elderly couple was sitting on the front porch swing when the husband said to his wife, "Mrs., I feel like making love tonight." She replied, "Okay, Ernest, but this time be gentle." "But I'm always gentle, dearest," She replied, "That's not true. The last time, you woke me up twice!" 


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