It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
For some reason, you're not sending me as many dirty jokes as clean jokes. Right now, I have 35 weeks of cleanies, but only one week of dirties. Thanks for all of them, but please: I need a flood of dirty jokes or else I'll be forced to repeat some old jokes. After 19 years of strict adherence to my "no repeats" policy, I don’t want that! Send me something. Now!
CyberJokester Sebastian Stechl sends along this impressive video showing a drastically underestimated sport: finger skateboarding. Don't laugh, until you watch it. And they you won't be laughing!
https://vimeo.com/199615452
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Your Marriage May Be Going Bad if... The FBI is regularly called in to settle arguments. There are new jars in the spice cabinet labeled "Anthrax" and "Cyanide." Sex is scheduled for odd Thursdays, between the news and SportsCenter. Your in-laws have a pool on who gets the house. Your photo is on a dartboard. Family outings consist of you being chased out of the house by your spouse with a kitchen knife. You hope your in-laws visit just so you have someone to hear your sarcastic remarks. Your spouse has stopped reading novels in bed and now studies the fine print in your life insurance policy.
What's the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your Mom can't take a joke!
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