Thursday, March 23, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] March 23, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester (and master game designer) Bob Bates tells me that Half Moon isn’t the only beer pipeline. Munich's city breweries use pipelines to fill underground tanks at its Octoberfest sites. I should have known!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.

A homeless man in Venice Beach had a sign that read, "Dirty Joke $1." That seemed a fair price, so I gave him a buck. Homeless Man: "How many legs does a black rooster have?" "Two?" Homeless man: "Right. Now, how many wings does it have?" "Two." Homeless man: "Right. How many eyes does a black rooster have?" "Two." Homeless man: "Right again. Now, how many hairs are on a white cat?" "I have no idea." Homeless man: "Hmm. You seem to know a lot about black cock but nothing about white pussy!" 


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