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Your Family May Be Stressed if... Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down and then we can talk." The school principal has your number on speed-dial. Your cats are on Valium. People can't understand your kids because they always speak through clenched teeth. The number of jobs held exceeds the number of family members. No one has the time to microwave their food. You're switching your four-year-old to decaf. "Family meetings" often include law enforcement. You have to enter "take out trash" in your kid's Google calendar. Starbucks gives you their industrial rate.
A husband was reading a detailed sex manual. His wife asked him why. He replied that he was tired of being in the same old rut. She protested, "I don't understand. I thought we had a good sex life." Her husband answered, "Let me put it to you another way."
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