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If you ever need cheering up, take a few minutes and watch "Who's on First?" again. I did. And, once again, I laughed out loud. It's a classic that's still funny after 75 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg#t=1m15s
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"Dear, what would you do if I were to die?" Her husband said, "I'd probably die, too." "What? Why?" she asked. He replied, "My heart's too weak to handle that much joy!"
"I have a problem, Doc. One of my balls is blue." The doctor examined him and told him, "If you don't have that testicle removed, you'll die." He agreed to have it removed. Two weeks later, he was back. "Doc, my other ball is now blue." Same diagnosis. But two weeks after he was rendered testicle-free, he was back. "Doc, something's very wrong with me. Now my penis is blue!" Another exam, more bad news: his penis has got to go. "But Doc? How will I pee?" "I'll install a plastic tube. There'll be no problem." A month after his third operation, the unfortunate man was back in the doctor's office and extremely angry. "Doc, now my plastic tube is blue!" "What?" The doctor carefully examines him and said, "Hmm. I wonder if it's your brand of jeans?"
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