Wednesday, March 8, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] March 9, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Two 1,000-year-old Viking rune stones sit in the town of Jelling, Denmark and tell the tale of one of the first kings of Denmark, Harald Bluetooth, whose runes are ᚼᛒ and why his name (and rune) is on your phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdmQp9M9jUo 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I named my dog "Four Miles" so, when my doctor asks, I can honestly say, "I walked Four Miles today!"

I picked up a hot young woman at a club and we were getting along great when she said she had something to show me. She removed her wig and she was totally bald. "It's alopecia," she explained. "You can ask me anything about it." I smiled and asked, "Does alopecia make you bald in other places, too?" She whispered in my ear, "I know a good way you can find out." I'm such a fool. I forgot all about Google! 


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