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You've probably read about the large undersea volcano that has been erupting for days near Tonga, sending columns of smoke and ash thousands of feet into the sky above the Pacific Ocean. But have you seen it?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? The Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." The Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself!"
One neighbor said to another, "Joe, you should close the drapes on your bedroom window. I saw you making love to your wife last week." Joe responded, "The joke's on you, Stan. I was gone on business all last week!"
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