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Is there anyone who was alive 40 years ago who doesn't remember where they were on that day? And what better way to celebrate the amazing sight of men walking on the moon than with ten new sight gags?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Joe got into an argument with a big man who threatened, "I'm gonna mop the floor with your face." Joe told him, "You'll be sorry." "Oh, yeah? Why?" Joe said, "Cause you'll never be able to get into the corners!"
Men can't help it; they wake up aroused. Women think, "How can he want me, the way that I look?" Easy; they can't see you. There's no blood anywhere near their optic nerve!
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