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Why do black kids get so tall? Because they're knee-grows!
Two high school buddies were talking at the senior prom. Bob said, "Suzy is really hot. And she wants to go out to my car. I'm nervous; I'm afraid I'll goof up!" Jerry counseled him, "Don't worry. Just compliment her. Chicks love compliments." A half hour later, Bob came back in sporting a black eye. "Dude! What happened?" asked Jerry. Bob replied, "I took your advice. We got in my car and started kissing and I told her, 'For such full lips, yours sure taste sweet!' and she liked it. Soon I started feeling her breasts and I told her 'For such big boobs, yours are sure firm!' and she liked that, too." "Sounds like you did great," said Jerry. "Well," Bob answered, "that's when things went bad. I pulled her dress up and her panties down, but I couldn't think of another compliment." "So what did you say?" " 'For such a fat girl, you don't stink much!' "
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