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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Jim was lying on his back in the grass beside his 14-year-old son, watching clouds loiter overhead. "Dad, why are we here?" Jim replied: "That's something I've thought about a lot lately, son. I think we're here to teach kids to bunt, to eat sunflower seeds without using your hands, to look all over for my golf ball, give up, and then find it in the hole. We're here to wear our favorite sweat-soaked ball cap, torn sweatshirt, and Converse sneakers; to tie the perfect fly, make the perfect cast, catch nothing, and still have a perfect day. We're here to win a stuffed animal or go broke trying. The meaning of life is not worrying about what comes after death but savoring the tiny moments that come before it. We're here to be there when our kid has three goals and an assist, but especially when he doesn't. I won't say on my deathbed, 'I wish I'd spent more time at the office;' I'll say, 'I got this scar stealing home!' We're not here to spend our time slaving toward better cars and the perfect house. We're not here to find a way to heaven; the way is heaven. Does that answer your question, son?" The boy looked at his father and said, "Not really, Dad. What I meant is: why are we here... when we were supposed to pick up Mom a half hour ago!?"
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