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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
An Israeli and a Palestinian got together and prayed to God asking if there would ever be a true and lasting peace between their peoples. "Of course," replied God. "But not in my time!"
"Mom, I'm going to divorce Sheldon. All he wants is anal sex. My a$shole was the size of a dime and now it's as big as a quarter. I've had it!" Her mother replied calmly, "Dear, you're married to a multi-millionaire, live in a mansion, drive a Ferrari, take exotic vacations ...and you're going to throw it all away over fifteen cents?!"
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