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CyberJokester Eric Schneck sends along this amazing music video from the 1940s of the Ross Sisters. Someone decided they also had to sing for 50 seconds; wait through that and then I guarantee you'll be impressed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mVpGmoES3w
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A group of oceanographers captured an unusual porpoise. It had stubby little legs with tiny feet. They photographed and measured it, and started to set it free when one scientist said, "Wait. Wouldn't it be kind to have the ship's doctor amputate its feet so it's like the other porpoises?" "No way," said the head scientist, "That would be defeeting the porpoise!"
A woman in a butcher shop was carefully checking a whole chicken. She sniffed the bird, first under one wing and then under the other. Then she grabbed a leg in each hand and took a big sniff of the cavity. She complained loudly to the butcher, "This bird stinks!" Wiping his hands on his apron, the butcher replied, "Lady, do you think you could pass a test like that?!"
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