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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
During an orchestra tour, the conductor got sick and was unable to perform. The last chair violist had a baton in his case, so they drafted him to conduct until the director recovered. The night the maestro returned, as the violist sat down in the back row again, his stand partner asked, "Hey! Where have you been the past few nights?"
In 1874, the first testicular guard cup was used in hockey. In 1974, the first helmet was used in hockey. It only took hockey players a hundred years to realize their brain is also important!
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