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In 1946, surrealist Salvador Dali collaborating on a short film with Walt Disney. Only a few seconds were finished, but in 1999 Roy Disney reconstructed the entire short using computer rendering and hand-drawn imagery based on the original sketches and storyboards. It was intended for "Fantasia 2000," but didn't make the cut and was never released. (Somehow, Disney lawyers missed this YouTube video...so far.) Enjoy "Destino."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWG4n8Awdig
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Today's CyberJoke 3000
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read: "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
The blonde game show contestant was beautiful, but none too smart. The host asked her, "Who was the first man, for a thousand dollars?" She responded, "Peter, the mailman... but he only gave me a hundred!"
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