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CyberJokester Andre Artus sends along this playful parody of Bing, Microsoft's new search engine that's "just like Google!"
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about desert survival. "What are the three most important things you should carry in case you get lost in the desert?" Little Johnny's hand shot up. "Yes, John." Little Johnny replied, "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of playing cards." "Why, John?" Little Johnny said, "The compass helps you find your way and the water prevents dehydration." "Very good, John. But what about the cards?" asked the scoutmaster. "Well, sir, as soon as you start playing solitaire, someone always walks up behind you and says, 'You could play that red nine on that black ten!' "
"Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be. "He and my husband don't get along!"
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