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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Ever since I got married, my wife has tried to make me a better man. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, and running around. She taught me to dress well, enjoy the arts, appreciate gourmet cooking, and even invest in stocks." "Sounds like you're bitter because of all those drastic changes." "No, I'm not bitter. It's just that now I realize: she just isn't good enough for me!"
A mother and her son were finalizing her funeral arrangements. As he got to one of the last questions on the form, he asked, "Mother, do you want cremation or burial?" She replied, "Oh, honey, I don't care. Surprise me!"
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