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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man told his psychiatrist, "Doc, ya gotta help me! I feel like a pair of curtains." The psychiatrist replied, "Pull yourself together, man!"
Jim walked into a bar and ordered two shots of whiskey. After the bartender delivered his drinks, Jim drank one and poured the other over his hand. "Another round, barkeep," he said. The bartender delivered them and again Jim drank one and poured the other over his hand. "Set 'em up again." As the bartender delivered the third round, he asked, "Why do you only drink one shot and pour the other over your hand?" Jim replied, "I'm trying to get my girlfriend drunk!"
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