Monday, December 21, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] December 22, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Are you a fan of the TV series "24?" If so, watch Jack Bauer interrogate Santa Claus:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Wife to husband: "This Christmas, let's give each other sensible gifts... like ties and fur coats."

Sarah fought a lot with her older sister, Megan, this year. Sarah's parents, trying to take advantage of her newfound interest in Santa Claus, reminded the two-year-old that Santa was watching her and doesn't like when children fight. This made little impact.  "I guess I'll have to tell Santa about your behavior," mother said, picking up the phone and dialing. Sarah's eyes grew big as her mother described her actions to Santa (actually Sarah's uncle). She paused and then looked at Sarah. "Honey, Santa wants to talk to you." Sarah reluctantly took the phone.  Santa's deep voice explained how there would be no presents for children who fought with their sisters. "I'll be watching you, Sarah. And I expect things to be better from now on."  Sarah nodded solemnly and silently hung the phone up. After a long pause, Mom asked, "What did Santa say?"  Sarah whispered, "He said this year he won't give any toys to Megan!"


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