It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
Doh! I mistyped the URL for yesterday's Sight Gags. It was supposed to be:
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but instead, you got a bunch of random gags. To make up for it, how about next week's 10 today? Now click the link above and you'll get 20 for the price of... well, zero, I guess.
CyberJokester Jed Feiman sends along the news that Google will mail (not email!) your holiday cards for you this season--for free!
http://www.gmail.com/holidaycard
Proof that this is not a hoax is here:
http://tinyurl.com/yzr39u4
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Did Tiger Woods's troubles start at Thanksgiving dinner when he asked his wife if he could have another piece of white meat?
Why Programs Have Bugs: Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs. Testing department finds that 5 of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs. Repeat steps 3 and 4 three times. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on an overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released. Users find 137 new bugs. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is now nowhere to be found. Newly-assembled programming team fixes most of the 137 bugs, while introducing 456 new ones. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from
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