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CyberJokester Mikko Tuomela sends along this hilarious article from BBspot: "EA Acquires Sierra Entertainment, Merges Tiger Woods and Leisure Suit Larry Franchises"
http://tinyurl.com/ydeexpf
And then EA (who evidently can't recognize humor when it's right on their monitor!), responded with this cease and desist order:
http://tinyurl.com/ydfgaj8
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Tiger Woods's wife didn't care for his last drive, so she went after his Caddie with a five iron!
A man saw a woman flailing about in a lake's deep water. Unable to swim, he cried for help. A nearby fisherman ran over. The man gasped, "My wife is drowning out there and I can't swim. If you can save her, I'll pay you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove in, quickly swam to the woman, and brought her safely back to shore. The man started to thank him but then stopped. "Look, buddy, I thought this was my wife but it's really my mother-in-law." The fisherman pulled out his wallet and said, "Great. Just my luck. So how much do I owe you?"
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