Thursday, December 17, 2009

[cyberjoke3000] December 18, 2009



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. Little Johnny interrupted with, "Once Mommy looked back while she was driving and she turned into a telephone pole!"

A man tried to sneak into his house early one morning, only to be confronted by his wife at the front door. "Where have you been, Superman? It's 6 AM!" "My love, remember I told you I had a meeting with those important Japanese clients?" "Well, Superman, how late was your meeting? 9 PM? 11 PM? It's 6 in the morning!" "Ah, darling, we had to take them out for drinks." "All right, Superman, you went drinking at 11, but the bars close at 2. Where have you been?" "Afterwards, everyone was hungry because we skipped dinner, so we found an all night restaurant and got something to eat." "You ate for four hours? It's 6 AM!" "Are you serious?! They came halfway around the world. We wanted to show them a good time. And then I headed straight home, but there was an accident that blocked traffic so it took me three hours to get here." "Superman, you are so busted!" "Why do you keep calling me, 'Superman'?" "Because you're wearing your underwear over your pants!"


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